ok3anos / The Electronic Knights (c) 2023
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humpa humpa humpa
daadaa humpa daadaadaaaa
You guessed it:
The Electronic Knights are back on your screen!
To kick some ass
and wish you merry x-mas
Credits:
Jade ... gfx
Banana ... music
Ok3anos ... code
Bifat ... other things
And now...
the greetings:
Spreadpoint
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All the best, Spreadpoint!
and fr#hliche Beermacht
We're drinking beer with straws tonight,
drinking beer with a straw yeehaw
The tune is about 33 years old,
but as fresh as it gets.
Aptly called : Kicking Ass
We didn't bother to make a new one
as we remembered this one
Praise to uncle Banana
inactive, grumpy, old Banana,
almost single-handedly invented the demoscene
Now he's sitting in front of TV
Children of Santa Banana
We're drinking beer with straws tonight,
drinking beer with a straw yeehaw
Rejoice!
But now
we must come to some serious topic.
It's the issue of unemployment.
You have quit your job,
or retirement is imminent?
And now you are facing a new challenge.
How to give life a new prospect...
and meaning.
Ofcoz
you can join the Finnish army
and exert your sisu in cold winter nights
patrolling the borders on a pogo stick
Or in absence of a Finland near you
Join The Electronic Knights!
Which is basically the same
except for it isn't quite as cold.
New members wanted for:
- Design, Ideas, Visions
- Code and Gfx
We are a young and dynamic team.
Nothing comes from nothing
Work all day, pray, pay, obey
It's fun to be in T.E.K.
For being in compliance with diversity regulations,
we prefer girl coders at the moment.
Beer and cigarettes strengthen the immune system
Remember kids,
when Santa comes
Wear a proper N95 mask
Certified N95 mask
Buy some N95 masks
In packs of hundereds
For a 5 percent discount
at LIDL - it's a steal!
Otherwise Santa Claus
will do his last breath
and die a miserable death
and you are a nasty brat
And now a hot beer, a beer punch
with herbs and spices